My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)

When Rob was twelve, they attempted a full-blown Disney parade in their house for their Grandma. As Rob donned wigs and played Mary Poppins, Ariel, Mickey Mouse and Belle, their Dad doubled as Stage Manager, Sound Technician and Goofy. Unfortunately, Dad missed all his cues and pushed all the floats in the wrong direction. Mum mistook Aladdin for Ursula. The costumes went awry. Grandma had a nice time, though.

My Son’s a Queer (But What Can You Do?) is the joyous autobiographical story of West End Musical Theatre star and social-media sensation Rob Madge, as they set out to recreate that parade – and this time, nobody, no, nobody is gonna rain on it.

Awarded Best Off-West End Production 2022 by WhatsOnStage!

Discover My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) at the Apollo Theatre, a critically acclaimed one person show blending comedy, singing, and heartfelt musical storytelling. This West End hit delivers a unique solo performance packed with theatrical nostalgia, live vocals, and sharp humour. Making it a standout choice for audiences searching for London theatre tickets, West End shows, and Things To Do In London. A strong choice for fans of autobiographical theatre, solo musicals, LGBTQ+ performance and modern musical comedy. Book My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) direct with Nimax Theatres via the Apollo Theatre Box Office for official tickets, no booking fees, and options for access customers.

Performances

Wednesday 16 September – Saturday 3 October

Tickets From

£20

Running Time

1hr 5mins no interval

Age Guidance

16+

Rob Madge, wearing a dark shirt, smiles softly against a dark, blurred background.

Rob Madge

Rob Madge

Author

Luke Sheppard

Director

Ryan Dawson Laight

Set / Costume Designer

Jai Morjaria

Lighting Designer

Tingying Dong

Sound Design

George Reeve

Video Designer

Access performances at Nimax Theatres are now available to purchase online. You can purchase up to two tickets online for the below performances. 

Access Seating:

For all performances, you can select up to two seats at our discounted access rate of 50% off per person. These include:

  • Wheelchair park and companion seats
  • End-of-aisle seating
  • Central row seating

Step-free access to the Stalls is available via our platform stair lift.

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To make a wheelchair transfer booking, purchase more than two tickets or to discuss your seating requirements further, please contact our Access team on 0330 333 4815 or access@nimaxtheatres.com.

‘You’ll be hard pressed to find a more joyous, life-affirming show in the West End right now than this one’

Time Out

‘A joyful letter to self-expression’

Evening Standard

‘A truly beautiful and powerful show’

All That Dazzles

Groups Rate (8+ Tickets)

Rate: £37.50 per ticket (reduced from £50)
Valid For: Off peak performances
What is the recommended age guidance for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)?
16+ . For all productions at Nimax Theatres, children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult aged 18 or over and sat in seats next to each other. Audience suitability can vary depending on themes or effects in the performance. Parents and guardians are encouraged to consider the guidance carefully before booking. For further details on audience advisories and family-friendly performances, please refer to the official show information.
When is My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) at Apollo Theatre running until?
The current booking period for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) at Apollo Theatre is scheduled to run until 3rd October 2026. Additional dates may be added based on demand, so it’s worth checking the latest availability before planning your visit. You can view performance times and book tickets on the My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) schedule.
Where is My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) showing?
My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) is showing at Apollo Theatre, located at 31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ in London’s West End. The theatre is easily accessible by public transport, and nearby you’ll find a range of restaurants, bars, and attractions to complete your theatre visit. For directions, access information, and facilities, see the Apollo Theatre theatre page.
How much are tickets for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)
Tickets for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) at Apollo Theatre are priced from 0.00 to 0.00, depending on seating location, performance date, and current demand. Prices may vary during weekends, holidays, and peak periods. For the latest pricing and to choose your preferred seats, visit the official My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) booking page.
What is the running time for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)?
The running time for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?) is approximately 1hr 5mins no interval , including any interval where applicable. Please note that performance times can occasionally vary slightly, so we recommend arriving in good time and checking your ticket confirmation for exact details on the day of your visit.
What time do doors open for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)?
Doors at Apollo Theatre generally open around 30 before the start of the performance. Arriving early allows time to find your seat and enjoy any pre-show refreshments.
Does Apollo Theatre have accessibility options for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)?
Apollo Theatre caters for a range of accessibility requirements. For full details visit the accessibility information page or contact the venue directly.
Is there a dress code for My Son’s A Queer (But What Can You Do?)
There is no formal dress code at our theatres, you are welcome to wear whatever is comfortable. We kindly ask that clothing is respectful, weather-appropriate, and does not obstruct the view of others.

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Performances

Wednesday 16 September – Saturday 3 October

Tickets From

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Running Time

1hr 5mins no interval

Age Guidance

16+

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