FESTIVAL OF THE SPOKEN NERD

Festival of the Spoken Nerd: You Can’t Polish a Nerd
The Nerds are back with a brand new tour this Autumn “You Can’t Polish A Nerd”.
Since their last tour, experiments guy Steve Mould, geek songstress Helen Arney and stand-up mathematician Matt Parker have featured on BBC2’s QI, created a genuinely “experimental” comedy show for BBC Radio 4 and played the Hammersmith Apollo with Professor Brian Cox.
Don’t miss the “resplendently geeky trio” (The Times) as they put the “oooh” into zoology, the “fun” into fundamental theorem of calculus and the “recursion” into recursion.
Together they’ll be buffing up a veritable Periodic Table of new science, songs, and spreadsheets that will tickle your ribs and light your Bunsen burner. Full Frontal Nerdity guaranteed!
ACCESSIBILTY
Wheelchair user access is provided using the AAT Major Stair Climber.
The stair climber accommodates wheelchairs up to 66cm wide (26 inches) and 89cm deep (35 inches) including any footrest. The maximum combined weight the stair climber can accommodate is 190kg or 30 Stone.
Patrons requiring the use of the stair climber should arrive at the theatre 45 minutes prior to the commencement of the performance. Advance booking is essential.
Access performances at Nimax Theatres are now available to purchase online. You can purchase up to two tickets online for the below performances.
Access Seating:
For all performances, you can select up to two seats at our discounted access rate of 50% off per person. These include:
- Wheelchair park and companion seats
- End-of-aisle seating
- Central row seating
Step-free access to the Stalls is via a Domino Zonzini stair climber.
If you’ll remain in your wheelchair choose wheelchair spaces. For all other access requriements including transferring, choose access tickets.
To make a wheelchair transfer booking, purchase more than two tickets or to discuss your seating requirements further, please contact our Access team on 0330 333 4815 or [email protected].
Steve Mould
Matt Parker
Duchess Theatre
3-5 Catherine Street, London, WC2B 5LA
