Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits

We all want to meet people from history. The trouble is everyone is dead! 

So it’s time to prepare yourselves for HORRIBLE HISTORIES live on stage with the return of Barmy Britain – the best bits! 

Can you beat battling Boudicca? Will King John be a martyr for the Magna Carta? What if you caught the putrid plague? Can Parliament survive gunpowder Guy? Would you stand and deliver to dastardly Dick Turpin? Escape the clutches of Burke and Hare and move to the groove with party Queen Victoria! 

It’s the history of Britain with the nasty bits left in – to entertain the whole family this Summer!

Take the whole family to the Apollo Theatre this Summer, as Horrible Histories – Barmy Britain returns to the West End with its funniest and fiercest moments from British history. Ideal for parents planning Things To Do In London during the Summer Holidays, this stage spectacular turns classroom learning into laugh-out-loud live entertainment. This standout kids theatre show delivers big laughs and bold facts in one of the most entertaining West End family productions for all ages.

Book Horrible Histories – Barmy Britain direct with Nimax Theatres via the Apollo Theatre Box Office for official tickets, no booking fees, and options for groups, schools and access customers.

Performance Dates

Thursday 30 July – Monday 31 August

Tickets From

Tickets from £19.50

Running Time

Approx 70mins no interval

Age Guidance

5-105

Neal Foster

Author

Jacqueline Trousdale

Set / Costume Designer

Jason Taylor

Lighting Designer

Nick Sagar

Sound Designer

Access performances at Nimax Theatres are now available to purchase online. You can purchase up to two tickets online for the below performances.

Access performances at Nimax Theatres are now available to purchase online. You can purchase up to two tickets online for the below performances. 

Access Seating:

For all performances, you can select up to two seats at our discounted access rate of 50% off per person. These include:

  • Wheelchair park and companion seats
  • End-of-aisle seating
  • Central row seating

Step-free access to the Stalls is available via our platform stair lift.

If you’ll remain in your wheelchair choose wheelchair spaces. For all other access requriements including transferring, choose access tickets.


To make a wheelchair transfer booking, purchase more than two tickets or to discuss your seating requirements further, please contact our Access team on 0330 333 4815 or access@nimaxtheatres.com.

Children under the age of 18 months are classed as ‘babes-in-arms’ and will not require a ticket. Children aged 18 months and older will require a ticket.

4 tickets bought together:

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday & Friday £94
Saturday – Sunday £114

Book Family Ticket Online >

Groups Rate (10+)

Group Size: 10+
Rate: £19 per ticket (reduced from £33 – £19.50)
Seats: Stalls, Dress Circle & Grand Circle
Valid For: All performances
Exclusion Dates: N/A

What is the recommended age guidance for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits?
5-105 . For all productions at Nimax Theatres, children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult aged 18 or over and sat in seats next to each other. Audience suitability can vary depending on themes or effects in the performance. Parents and guardians are encouraged to consider the guidance carefully before booking. For further details on audience advisories and family-friendly performances, please refer to the official show information.
When is Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits at Apollo Theatre running until?
The current booking period for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits at Apollo Theatre is scheduled to run until 31st August 2026. Additional dates may be added based on demand, so it’s worth checking the latest availability before planning your visit. You can view performance times and book tickets on the Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits schedule.
Where is Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits showing?
Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits is showing at Apollo Theatre, located at 31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ in London’s West End. The theatre is easily accessible by public transport, and nearby you’ll find a range of restaurants, bars, and attractions to complete your theatre visit. For directions, access information, and facilities, see the Apollo Theatre theatre page.
How much are tickets for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits
Tickets for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits at Apollo Theatre are priced from to , depending on seating location, performance date, and current demand. Prices may vary during weekends, holidays, and peak periods. For the latest pricing and to choose your preferred seats, visit the official Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits booking page.
What is the running time for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits?
The running time for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits is approximately Approx 70mins no interval , including any interval where applicable. Please note that performance times can occasionally vary slightly, so we recommend arriving in good time and checking your ticket confirmation for exact details on the day of your visit.
What time do doors open for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits?
Doors at Apollo Theatre generally open around 30 before the start of the performance. Arriving early allows time to find your seat and enjoy any pre-show refreshments.
Does Apollo Theatre have accessibility options for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits?
Apollo Theatre caters for a range of accessibility requirements. For full details visit the accessibility information page or contact the venue directly.
Is there a dress code for Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain - The Best Bits
There is no formal dress code at our theatres, you are welcome to wear whatever is comfortable. We kindly ask that clothing is respectful, weather-appropriate, and does not obstruct the view of others.

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Apollo Theatre

31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ

Performance Dates

Thursday 30 July – Monday 31 August

Tickets From

Tickets from £19.50

Running Time

Approx 70mins no interval

Age Guidance

5-105

Book with
confidence guarantee

Buy directly from the theatre

Save money with no
booking fees

More flexibility with
your booking

Find the best seats

Priority access for new shows