Nerdy Prudes Must Die
Tickets On General Sale 10am Thursday 17 September
StarKid, the cult-favourite theatre company, returns to London with Nerdy Prudes Must Die, and this time, they’re bringing even more screams, bigger laughs, and a bloody good time.
Following the sell-out West End run of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, the next hit musical storms into the Apollo Theatre this February for a strictly limited run.
At Hatchetfield High, the school’s biggest losers accidentally unleash an ancient evil: a murderous spirit with a deadly vendetta against nerds. Now Grace Chasity, and a gloriously chaotic gang of social outcasts must face a bully from beyond the grave before Hatchetfield becomes his latest victim.
Packed with killer songs, razor-sharp comedy and shocking twists, Nerdy Prudes Must Die is a thrilling rollercoaster of laughs and screams.
Since becoming an internet phenomenon, StarKid has built a fiercely devoted global fanbase through its viral musicals and the ever-expanding Hatchetfield saga. Now, after conquering the West End once before, they’re returning to unleash fresh chaos on London audiences.
Class starts 6 February 2027. Final bell 7 March 2027.
Don’t miss your chance to survive the halls of Hatchetfield High. Book now for this limited Apollo Theatre run.
Run Nerds, Run!!!
Nerdy Prudes Must Die brings StarKid’s Hatchetfield musical universe to the West End once again. Featuring fan-favourite songs including ‘Literal Monster‘, ‘High School Is Killing Me‘ and ‘Dirty Girl‘, the musical combines horror comedy with StarKid’s distinctive musical theatre style. For audiences searching for West End shows, London theatre tickets or things to do in London in February 2027, this limited season offers a rare chance to experience StarKid live in the UK.
Book Nerdy Prudes Must Die direct with Nimax Theatres via the Apollo Theatre Box Office for official tickets, no booking fees, and options for groups and access customers.
If you have any access requirements, please email Nimax Theatres at access@nimaxtheatres.com to request an Access Pre-Sale Registration Form. Due to high demand, completing the form is the quickest way to have your request processed when pre-sale opens. Requests are handled on a first come, first served basis, and tickets are not guaranteed.
Access Seating:
For all performances, you can select up to two seats at our discounted access rate of 50% off per person. These include:
- Wheelchair park and companion seats
- End-of-aisle seating
- Central row seating
Step-free access to the Stalls is available via our platform stair lift.
If you’ll remain in your wheelchair choose wheelchair spaces. For all other access requirements including transferring, choose access tickets.
To make a wheelchair transfer booking, purchase more than two tickets or to discuss your seating requirements further, please contact our Access team on 0330 333 4815 or access@nimaxtheatres.com.
Will Branner
Max Jägerman
Mariah Rose Faith Casillas
Steph Lauter
Bryce Charles
Detective Shapiro
Corey Dorris
Mayor Lauter
Angela Giarratana
Grace Chasity
Lauren Lopez
Ruth Fleming
Jon Matteson
Richie Lipschitz
Curt Mega
Officer Bailey
Joey Richter
Peter Spankoffski
Kim Whalen
Miss Mulberry
Nick Lang
Author
Matt Lang
Author
Jeff Blim
Music & Lyrics
Brandon Baruch
Lighting Designer
Lex Gernon-Wyatt
Set Designer
Eve Hawes for Props by Eve
Prop Design and Supervision
Matt Dahan
Musical Director
Toby Chevis for Patch Productions
Sound Designer
Esme Driscoll for Lloyd Thomas Production Management
Production Management
Apollo Theatre
31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ
