Nerdy Prudes Must Die

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Tickets On General Sale 10am Thursday 17 September

StarKid, the cult-favourite theatre company, returns to London with Nerdy Prudes Must Die, and this time, they’re bringing even more screams, bigger laughs, and a bloody good time.

Following the sell-out West End run of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, the next hit musical storms into the Apollo Theatre this February for a strictly limited run.

At Hatchetfield High, the school’s biggest losers accidentally unleash an ancient evil: a murderous spirit with a deadly vendetta against nerds. Now Grace Chasity, and a gloriously chaotic gang of social outcasts must face a bully from beyond the grave before Hatchetfield becomes his latest victim.

Packed with killer songs, razor-sharp comedy and shocking twists, Nerdy Prudes Must Die is a thrilling rollercoaster of laughs and screams.

Since becoming an internet phenomenon, StarKid has built a fiercely devoted global fanbase through its viral musicals and the ever-expanding Hatchetfield saga. Now, after conquering the West End once before, they’re returning to unleash fresh chaos on London audiences.

Class starts 6 February 2027. Final bell 7 March 2027.

Don’t miss your chance to survive the halls of Hatchetfield High. Book now for this limited Apollo Theatre run.

Run Nerds, Run!!!

Nerdy Prudes Must Die brings StarKid’s Hatchetfield musical universe to the West End once again. Featuring fan-favourite songs including ‘Literal Monster‘, ‘High School Is Killing Me‘ and ‘Dirty Girl‘, the musical combines horror comedy with StarKid’s distinctive musical theatre style. For audiences searching for West End shows, London theatre tickets or things to do in London in February 2027, this limited season offers a rare chance to experience StarKid live in the UK.

Book Nerdy Prudes Must Die direct with Nimax Theatres via the Apollo Theatre Box Office for official tickets, no booking fees, and options for groups and access customers.

Performance Dates

Saturday 6 February 2027 – Sunday 7 March 2027

Tickets From

£28.75

Running Time

TBC

Age Guidance

14+. This show contains flashing lights, haze, gunshot sounds, simulated violence (including blood, gore and death), sexual content, adult themes and language.

If you have any access requirements, please email Nimax Theatres at access@nimaxtheatres.com to request an Access Pre-Sale Registration Form. Due to high demand, completing the form is the quickest way to have your request processed when pre-sale opens. Requests are handled on a first come, first served basis, and tickets are not guaranteed.

Access Seating:

For all performances, you can select up to two seats at our discounted access rate of 50% off per person. These include:

  • Wheelchair park and companion seats
  • End-of-aisle seating
  • Central row seating

Step-free access to the Stalls is available via our platform stair lift.

If you’ll remain in your wheelchair choose wheelchair spaces. For all other access requirements including transferring, choose access tickets.

To make a wheelchair transfer booking, purchase more than two tickets or to discuss your seating requirements further, please contact our Access team on 0330 333 4815 or access@nimaxtheatres.com.

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Will Branner

Max Jägerman

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Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

Steph Lauter

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Bryce Charles

Detective Shapiro

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Corey Dorris

Mayor Lauter

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Angela Giarratana

Grace Chasity

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Lauren Lopez

Ruth Fleming

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Jon Matteson

Richie Lipschitz

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Curt Mega

Officer Bailey

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Joey Richter

Peter Spankoffski

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Kim Whalen

Miss Mulberry

Nick Lang

Author

Matt Lang

Author

Jeff Blim

Music & Lyrics

Brandon Baruch

Lighting Designer

Lex Gernon-Wyatt

Set Designer

Eve Hawes for Props by Eve

Prop Design and Supervision

Matt Dahan

Musical Director

Toby Chevis for Patch Productions

Sound Designer

Esme Driscoll for Lloyd Thomas Production Management

Production Management

What is the recommended age guidance for Nerdy Prudes Must Die?
14+. This show contains flashing lights, haze, gunshot sounds, simulated violence (including blood, gore and death), sexual content, adult themes and language. . For all productions at Nimax Theatres, children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult aged 18 or over and sat in seats next to each other. Audience suitability can vary depending on themes or effects in the performance. Parents and guardians are encouraged to consider the guidance carefully before booking. For further details on audience advisories and family-friendly performances, please refer to the official show information.
When is Nerdy Prudes Must Die at Apollo Theatre running until?
The current booking period for Nerdy Prudes Must Die at Apollo Theatre is scheduled to run until 7th March 2027. Additional dates may be added based on demand, so it’s worth checking the latest availability before planning your visit. You can view performance times and book tickets on the Nerdy Prudes Must Die schedule.
Where is Nerdy Prudes Must Die showing?
Nerdy Prudes Must Die is showing at Apollo Theatre, located at 31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ in London’s West End. The theatre is easily accessible by public transport, and nearby you’ll find a range of restaurants, bars, and attractions to complete your theatre visit. For directions, access information, and facilities, see the Apollo Theatre theatre page.
How much are tickets for Nerdy Prudes Must Die
Tickets for Nerdy Prudes Must Die at Apollo Theatre are priced from £28.75 to £89.50, depending on seating location, performance date, and current demand. Prices may vary during weekends, holidays, and peak periods. For the latest pricing and to choose your preferred seats, visit the official Nerdy Prudes Must Die booking page.
What is the running time for Nerdy Prudes Must Die?
The running time for Nerdy Prudes Must Die is TBC . Please note that performance times can occasionally vary slightly, so we recommend arriving in good time and checking your ticket confirmation for exact details on the day of your visit.
What time do doors open for Nerdy Prudes Must Die?
Doors at Apollo Theatre generally open around 30 before the start of the performance. Arriving early allows time to find your seat and enjoy any pre-show refreshments.
Does Apollo Theatre have accessibility options for Nerdy Prudes Must Die?
Apollo Theatre caters for a range of accessibility requirements. For full details visit the accessibility information page or contact the venue directly.
Is there a dress code for Nerdy Prudes Must Die
There is no formal dress code at our theatres, you are welcome to wear whatever is comfortable. We kindly ask that clothing is respectful, weather-appropriate, and does not obstruct the view of others.

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31 Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ

Performance Dates

Saturday 6 February 2027 – Sunday 7 March 2027

Tickets From

£28.75

Running Time

TBC

Age Guidance

14+. This show contains flashing lights, haze, gunshot sounds, simulated violence (including blood, gore and death), sexual content, adult themes and language.

Book with
confidence guarantee

Buy directly from the theatre

Save money with no
booking fees

More flexibility with
your booking

Find the best seats

Priority access for new shows